From the "My Yard is Better than Yours" Archives.

Now that Spring is here, it is time to engage in that most shallow of all American pursuits... the neighborly lawn competition... now, that some serious green I got here!

Of course no one wants to admit it, but that is what one does... compete to see who has the greenest yard. I am proud to say mine is 100% bio-safe and organic fertilizer. No weed killer--I pull mine by hand.